Random conversation between my children while in the back seat:

Kate: Wouldn't it be funny if God was bald?
Faith: Yeah.
Cole: Guys don't make fun of God!
Faith: God really could be bald, we don't really know what he looks like.
Kate: {snickering} That would be funny.
Cole: God is real, I like God.

{Long Pause}

Cole: I love chocolate.